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[info]mastertwisted
Went to the audiologist to talk about hearing aids. He plugged my profile into the computer and put a set on to show me how they would sound. OH... MY... GOD... I could understand every word, even when he was behind me whispering. I am so getting a pair, as soon as I can come up with the three grand they will cost.

Took a quiz I found on a friend's site. How could they possibly know this after SIX questions?! [boggle]




You're Lolita!

by Vladimir Nabokov

Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.


Hey ... this is a neat quiz! Mine was eerily accurate too:




You're The Hobbit!

by J.R.R. Tolkien

All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man
came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you're
all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this
crazy person into the wild. While you're very short and a little furry, you seem to be
surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring,
but keep its value in perspective!



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.


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